Thou shalt never leave thine keys in an open pocket on a checked bag.

Thou shalt never pass off undercooked rice to an Indian girl.

Thou shalt never waste a moment of true inspiration.

When flying home, thou shalt never intentionally touch US soil. It’s just not worth it.

Thou shalt not assume that bananas cannot explode.

Thou shalt never bite down on frozen boysenberries.

Thou shalt never leave freshly skated skates in a closed car on a sunny day.

Thou shalt never forget to take your passport with you when you attempt to leave a foreign country.

Thou shalt never leave finding one’s passport until the day of travel.

Thou shalt never interrupt a man and his cheesecake.