I don’t know how coincidental this could be:

• There is a tear in the knee of my track pants.

• There is a small hole in my knee pad.

• There is a not-as-small tear in the skin over my knee.

The problem is that I don’t remember landing on anything that could have been that sharp or pokey. I’m kinda confused. Floors generally don’t bite.

To the lady who left a message for me at work:

I understand that you’re very upset about the change in the packaging of your prescription medication, but I cannot help you. You see, I’m in no way affiliated with the pharmacy that you thought you were calling. I can’t explain why there was a $15 charge on pickup, either. While your message was very clear in stating that you were upset, why you were upset, and how your regular pharmacist was so much better than the new one, you failed to leave a name or phone number, so I cannot return your call and let you know that your complaint will never be heard by those who can help your situation.

I hope you are able to sort out your issues with the pharmacy. Quality of service, when dealing with daily medication, is of utmost importance.