Never one to settle for letting things work smoothly and easily, I had to create a little tension in my life. I came back to the house for lunch, as usual, and got the driveway when I realised that I didn't grab my house key from my backpack. So I went back down to the office, grabbed the key and went back to the house for lunch.
I got back to the driveway a few hours later, thinking about what to make for dinner, and I once again found myself without a key. My first thought was that I had dropped it somewhere, but after some thinking, I realised that I just didn't grab it from the kitchen counter before I left for work after lunch.
I needed to get ahold of Annikki before I needed to run off for volleyball, and she didn't seem to be home. I tried calling the house from work, and left a message. If I could get to my email from work, I could have grabbed her mobile number, but work is useless in that regard. So I found a net café and paid a dollar for 2 minutes of text-only bandwidth usage. As I was writing down the number, I realised that I already had it written down in a book that was in my backpack at the time. (Where's my dumbass shirt when I need it?) I tracked her down at a pub down the street and was saved from missing volleyball. I had 13 glorious minutes to get to Waitakere.
That's when I saw the traffic jam...
In the end, I was only 5 minutes late, and there was still no ref at the time, so I wasn't really late after all. But I did learn a lesson. Teleportation is the right way to go.
Update
Sorry about the spelling. I'm hoping to not have to edit entries again after initial submission.